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September 03 [转]The Toddler CreedTHE TODDLER CREED 转自Lei的Bluegrass（http://bluegrass15.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!7698D4FA2EEDFA8F!1704.entry?ccr=5651#comment） "If it is paper, it must be torn. If it is folded, I must unfold it. If it looks like a phone, I must talk into it. If it is high, it must be reached. If it is closed, it must be opened. If it has drawers, they must be rifled. If it has buttons, they must be pulled. If it is not garbage, it must be thrown away. If it does not open, it must be screamed at. If it is a liquid, it must be dribbled onto the floor. If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon. If it is toilet paper, it must be unraveled. If it is on, I must turn it off. If it is off, I must turn it on. If it has leaves, buds or flowers, they must be picked. If it is a cookie, it must be smashed into the carpets. If it is a car seat, it must be protested with an arched back. If it is dry, it must be made wet. If it is not food, it must be tasted. If it is food, it must not be tasted. If it is full, it will be more interesting if emptied. If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped onto the floor and/or smeared somewhere. If it is a stroller it must, under no circumstances, be ridden in without protest - it must be pushed by me instead. If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried. If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone. If it is Mommy, she must be kissed and hugged. I am a TODDLER and this is my CREED!" TrackbacksThe trackback URL for this entry is: http://inferiorhorse.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!681654D485389B4D!281.trak Weblogs that reference this entry
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